50 Ways to Annoy People!
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the sc ...
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| Have You Heard This One? | Have You Heard This One?
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50." "Sure," says the GM ...
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Humor's Value
The value of humor has been confirmed to the point that many hospitals and ambulatory care centers now have incorporated special rooms where materials - and sometimes people - are there to help make people laugh. Materials include movies, audio and videotapes, books, games, and puzzles for patients of every age. Movies and TV shows by popular comedians from Laurel and Hardy to Bob Hope and Bob Newhart, humorous songs, the joke of the day on the Internet, the one paragraph jokes and funny stories ...
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Making time to Laugh
Have you ever thought about the things you make along the day? You order pizza, you go and fill your car with gas, you go to the street corner to buy something? All these mean 10 or 15 minutes each. Well, thinking that a day has 24 hours, it is not so much time. In conclusion, you can also give 15 minutes to laughter. These 15 minutes of laughter have the same effect as an hour of aerobic workout or at least it can improve or system circulation. It will certainly improve blood flow which also me ...
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Laughing: The Healthy Drug
Do you consider laugh as being a drug? You should! It is a really healthy drug. Do you know how much can laugh help you? For example, if you are a stressed person, there is nothing better than a dose of laugh. Of course, nobody said that by laughing you will totally avoid stress, but you can certainly limit it. Whenever you feel that you are losing control with all this stress around, you have to add a dose of stress and even sooner that that. If you are optimist, nothing can go as bad as it wou ...
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To Laugh or not to Laugh? That is the question
At any age, we can choose and we have to choose if we decide to laugh or not. It is our decision and we have the freedom and are even encouraged to decide laughing. There are many different aspects that the laugh affects about our lives. For the moment, let’s talk about how laugh influences our lives in a good way. For example, by laughing you acquire a lot of positive energy and positive feelings as well. By laughing, people seem more powerful, they are easier to talk to and they can easi ...
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Laughter: The Perfect Exercise
Did you ever consider that laughter could be a perfect exercise for your organism? For the beginning, let’s think about laughter as at a form of aerobic. If you laugh, you will start giving your diaphragm workout and you will also be able to use more oxygen. If you laugh from all your heart it is like you would do jogging, but just for the inside of your body. This is a good exercise and even better than any other if you can not afford or you are not allowed doing other types of exercise. ...
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Sharing Humor
Are you sharing humor? As I read this question, I first thought about professional people that share humor, people who live by telling jokes and so on. But I have soon discovered that each of us should share humor and each of us should look life in a more humorous way. For example, when I was a child I had a teacher that was simply perfect. The way she dressed and behaved was a model for us, the girls. But one day she had mistaken a pair of sandals and she came in the classroom with one black sa ...
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